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Elriel’s that pray that Lucien dies or make jokes that red heads should be extinct because of Gwyn and Lucien are the funniest people ever😭😭
I don’t even care. Ship your ship, but praying that Lucien or Gwyn dies is so funny to me.
Because we all know that it would killl both Elain and Azriel emotionally if Lucien or Gwyn die (assuming Gwyn is Azriel’s mate).
Soooo I don’t know how they expect both of them to be happy together after that.
That would be such a miserable relationship. Wouldn’t even want my worst enemy to read that.
You know why I love Eluciens and Gwynriels? Because they want happiness for all the characters and that means each character ending up with the best of the best. Lucien and Elain? Two of the main side characters of the series who have been around since book 1. Two main side characters who have been set up for big big things. Gwyn and Az? Two fan favorites! Two pairs and two possible mating bonds (with one confirmed) equals happiness for EVERYONE, not just Elain and Az. E/riels either want Lucien to die or end up with Vassa, a HUMAN queen who he doesn't share a bond with and someone who has never even expressed romantic interest in guys let alone a guy of an entirely different species. E/riels also don't care whether one of Nesta's best friend, a female who was responsible for helping her heal, ends up evil or dead. E/riels honestly do not care about anyone outside of Elain and Az and their theories make that obvious. Rhys is the bad guy, Gwyn is evil, Lucien is horrible. Every single character is a foil to Elain and Az's love story!!! I think they're going to be in for a shock when the next books are out though because Sarah loves all her characters. She's not going to ruin Nesta's friendship with Gwyn for E/riel. She's not going to destroy her own personal Jamie Frasier for E/riel. She's not going to make Rhys the bad guy for E/riel (especially when after SF she is on record as saying "Nesta thinks he's the worst but we know he's not, Rhys is the best."
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✩ wedding plans;
jamal musiala ft. michael olise ──────
planning for michael’s wedding makes jamal wonder about his own.
⭑ word count : one thousand six hundred twenty.
⭑ notes : i wanted to write fluff, but hopefully its not too overbearing
˙⋆✮ masterlist.
The crisp spring breeze carried the promise of summer as Jamal pulled you closer, his hand snugly clasping yours. The two of you had just arrived at Michael Olise’s favorite café, a modest spot tucked into a quiet corner of Munich. Michael and his fiancé were already there, seated at a small table adorned with wedding planning binders, color swatches, and an open laptop. The scene was so unlike the Michael Olise you’d come to know that you couldn’t help but stifle a giggle.
Michael was usually the embodiment of cool indifference—a player so composed on and off the pitch that it bordered on comedic. Nothing fazed him. He always had a deadpan response for every situation, even when Jamal would crack the kind of jokes that had everyone else doubled over.
But today?
Today, he looked like he was plotting the heist of the century as he discussed floral arrangements with his fiancé, an absolutely lovely woman who was as detail-oriented as Michael was laid-back.
“About time Jamal.” Michael stated to the two of you as Jamal helped pull out your chair.
“You told us to meet you at noon; the clock hasn’t even hit twelve yet.” Jamal pointed out, grinning as he leaned back in his chair, his arm draping instinctively over the back of yours.
Michael’s fiancé, Imani, laughed, her eyes sparkling as she reached over to pat his hand. “He’s just stressed. Don’t mind him.”
“Stressed?” Jamal asked with raised eyebrows, glancing at you like you were both witnessing a rare phenomenon. “Michael doesn’t get stressed.”
“He does now,” you teased, shooting Michael a smirk. “Apparently, weddings are his kryptonite.”
Michael rolled his eyes but didn’t argue, which was a win in itself. You’d learned over the years that Jamal and Michael’s friendship was built on this kind of easy ribbing.
They were polar opposites in many ways—Jamal was warm and expressive, while Michael was cool and reserved—but their bond was undeniable. And as Jamal’s girlfriend, you’d been lucky enough to be pulled into their tight-knit circle.
Imani laughed softly. “Honestly, he’s been amazing. You should’ve seen him at the cake tasting. He took notes.”
“Notes?” Jamal said, feigning shock. “Olise took notes?”
Michael shot him a glare that was more amused than annoyed. “Do you two want to help, or are you just here to annoy me?”
“Bit of both,” you said cheekily, and even Michael had to laugh at that.
The next hour was spent flipping through endless photographs of flower arrangements and venue setups. Jamal kept leaning over to whisper funny comments in your ear, his breath warm against your skin. You tried to keep a straight face, but when he pointed out that Michael’s intense focus on table linens looked like he was deciding on where to aim a penalty kick, you lost it.
“Okay, okay,” Michael said, pretending to be exasperated as Jamal tried to keep a straight face.
“Laugh it up. But wait until it’s your turn. I’m going to make you suffer through cake tastings and centerpiece debates.”
“Don’t threaten me with a good time,” Jamal replied, winking at you.
The wedding planning wasn’t just confined to these casual afternoons, though. In the weeks leading up to the big day, you found yourself spending more time with Imani than you ever thought possible. The two of you had bonded over dress fittings, invitation designs, and brainstorming ways to keep this information away from the public.
She was sharp-witted and kind, with a calm presence that seemed to balance out Michael’s newfound stress. It was clear to everyone who saw them together how much Michael adored her.
“Have you ever seen him like this?” you asked Jamal one evening as you lounged on the couch in his apartment. The two of you were scrolling through pictures of potential bridesmaid dresses.
“Never,” Jamal said, shaking his head with a smile. “It’s hilarious. Michael’s the guy who barely flinches when Davies tackles him at full speed, but when we went to the jewelers he’s suddenly sweating.”
You laughed, leaning into Jamal’s side as he slipped an arm around your shoulders. “It’s sweet, though. You can tell how much he loves her.”
Jamal kissed the top of your head. “Yeah, he got lucky. Kind of like I did.”
It was moments like these that made your relationship with Jamal feel so special. Even amidst all the chaos of wedding prep, he always found ways to remind you how much he cared.
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The week of the wedding, the Bayern Munich squad got involved in the preparation. Alphonso Davies, Harry Kane, and a few of the other players insisted on throwing Michael a dinner celebration. The night was full of jokes and friendly teasing.
“So, Michael,” Alphonso said as they all lounged in a private booth at a trendy Munich bar. “What’s it like being whipped?”
Michael gave him a withering look as Imani blushed. “Do you ever get tired of talking?”
Harry Kane laughed, shaking his head. “He’s been whipped for years. He just hid it well.”
Jamal, who was sitting next to you, smirked. “It’s true. Remember when he bailed during our FIFA match to go watch a movie with her?”
“That was one time,” Michael muttered, but the tips of his ears were pink.
You and Jamal exchanged amused glances. It was rare to see Michael this flustered, and you had to admit, it was fun to watch. But, of course, the teasing eventually turned on you and Jamal.
“So, when are we getting invites to your wedding?” Alphonso asked, grinning mischievously.
Jamal choked on his drink, and you felt your face heat up. “Um—”.
“Oh, come on,” Harry said, clearly enjoying this. “You’ve been together for years. What’s the hold-up?”
Jamal shot him a glare, but there was no real malice in it. “How about we focus on Michael’s wedding first?”
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The wedding was everything Michael and Imani had envisioned: elegant, romantic, and full of personal touches that perfectly captured their relationship. As the ceremony unfolded, you couldn’t help but squeeze Jamal’s hand tighter. The cool breeze from the vineyard mixed with the soft murmur of the guests, and for a moment, it felt like time had stopped.
You, ever the observant one, seemed to notice all the small details—Michael’s hand shaking as he held Imani’s, the way Imani beamed as she walked down the aisle, and how Michael’s eyes softened when their hands met. Jamal’s thumb gently brushed over your knuckles as you both watched the couple exchange their vows.
“You good?” he asked in a quiet tone, his breath warm against your ear.
You nodded, blinking back a tear. “Yeah, I’m fine. Just… a little overwhelmed, I guess.”
Jamal’s smile softened, and he leaned in closer, his forehead lightly touching yours. “I get that. It’s a lot of love in the air.”
“You’re not wrong,” you whispered back, feeling your heart flutter. “It’s just so… real.”
Jamal squeezed your hand tighter, his voice a little lower now. “I know what you mean. But hey, I’m glad we’re here. Together.”
You turned your head slightly, catching his eye. “Always,” you said, the words feeling like a promise as much as a response.
The ceremony continued, but you could feel Jamal’s attention lingering on you. As the vows were exchanged, he kept glancing at you with that signature, soft smile of his—the one that made your heart skip a beat. You both watched Michael, a man who had always been so composed, lose his cool for the first time in a long while. His eyes glistened as he looked at Imani, and that made Jamal chuckle beside you.
“You think he’s gonna lose it when they kiss?” Jamal murmured, his lips near your ear again.
You let out a quiet laugh. “I wouldn’t be surprised.”
When they did share that first kiss as husband and wife, Michael wiped his eyes quickly, and you caught Jamal’s eye, both of you trying to suppress your laughter.
“Okay, I admit it,” Jamal said in a mock-serious tone, “that was a really sweet moment.”
“Really sweet,” you agreed, your voice teasing but with a fond undertone.
Once the ceremony ended and the reception kicked off, the playful atmosphere returned. You and Jamal found yourselves twirling on the dance floor, his hands secure on your waist as he moved you in a slow circle.
He leaned down close, his lips brushing your ear. “How’s this? The song’s not overly romantic, is it?”
You chuckled, feeling his warmth radiating against you. “It’s way too cheesy.” you said softly, your fingers brushing the back of his neck.
Jamal smirked, twirling you with a little flourish, making you laugh. “Oh? So, why are you still here then? Am I just that good of a dancer?”
You raised an eyebrow at him. “You wish.”
His smile widened as he pulled you back into a close hold. “Well I must be decent enough to keep you around, huh?”
You pressed your cheek against his chest, feeling his heartbeat steady and calm beneath your ear. “You’ve definitely got me. For good.”
Jamal’s voice dropped low again, the teasing tone from earlier gone. “I can’t imagine my life without you in it. I don’t want to, either.”
You lifted your head to meet his gaze, the sincerity in his eyes making your chest tighten. “Me neither.”
As the night went on, the fun continued—jokes from the other boys, Michael rolling his eyes at Jamal’s speech, and plenty of cake. But through it all, Jamal never let you out of his arms. He was constantly pulling you closer, stealing small kisses, and murmuring little sweet things that made your heart feel full.
© gul4bjamoons
#jamal musiala#soccer#imagines#football imagines#football#bayern munich#alphonso davies#harry kane#michael olise#musiala x reader#jamal musiala x reader
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What Astarion had to say at Tav‘s and Gale‘s wedding…✨
Follow-up of this post about the utter BS that is the fact that the game heavily implies that Gale and Tav married without the tadpole crew. There’s just no way!
Gale x Druid!Tav (Unnamed, no pronouns); SFW; 1,9k words
The Wedding Speech
“You know it’s funny, a surprising majority of you people gathered here only know Tav as their hero in shining armor, who defeated every obstacle in their way, slain each and every one of your foes that you could not and rescued every stuck kitten from a tree that you asked them to.
You got a competent druid, fighting for the balance of life and nature and doing good for the sake of it and not for rewards, who was kind, generous and oh so selfless, you name it.
And the competent and patient druid had a wizard by their side, wherever they went, whenever you met them was he there, always suspiciously close to Tav — ‚the mighty wizard of Waterdeep’ who would still try to appear as the pompous archmage he once was, all powerful, very much full of himself and overall very wizard-y, all while he failed miserably at that as long as Tav was in any proximity to him.
Gale could try to pretend to be the stern academic as much as he liked, it could honestly be very entertaining, when it was not excruciatingly painful to watch, as if he would not incinerate anything at any given moment that dared to threaten Tav.
Which included me, once, to be honest, but this is not the matter of today.
The matter of today is that I know these two, who you call ‘heroes’, like you will never know them: I know them as pining idiots!
You should have seen them back during our days on the road what they were like when we made camp in the evenings after doing all of these good deeds and surviving all the fighting, when Tav’s diplomacy and reason had turned out to be eventually insufficient despite their noble and great efforts.
Our usual evening in camp went like that: We would find a spot to settle in, get rid of our armors and would try to find some peace of mind, eat whatever we could get our hands at for dinner and get some rest before the next day, wondering which new horrors would await us then. And if we were lucky we had found some wine on the road that did not taste like the cheapest vinegar. This is, at least, what it was like for us.
Now let me tell you what it was like for these two, the pining, love sick puppies whose company we got instead of the bubbly, confident druid and the powerful, effective wizard you lot had the privilege to experience.
Imagine the scene in our camps, how they danced around each other…
Tav would follow Gale around, offer him nearly every magical item we had ever found, no matter it’s worth, was practically glued to his side, offered to get water with him for our dinner and would stare at him with big, sparkling eyes when he just did – anything really. Be it as mundane for him as reading a book, cooking in the evenings or preparing and practicing new spells.
But Gale, poor oblivious and equally pining Gale, managed to miss all of it. Or most of it. He definitely missed what it meant.
His eyes were as equally big and sparkly as Tav’s whenever he looked at them.
He would ask them for their opinion on their favourite herbs and spices in our meals, which reminds me, Tav, how much peppermint and salt does one soup truly need?
He would go out of his way to cast mage hand every morning to help Tav put on their armor, would teach them shocking grasp and would carry ridiculous amounts of books around which all somehow were about druidic magic, druidic customs and probably covered questions like ‘what does it mean when my druid ‘friend’ and hero cuddles with me in their wolf shape by the fire under the stars and let me warm my hands and feet in their fur when they don’t do that with our fellow travelling companions?’
I am surprised that he managed to cook anything at that point and under these circumstances, which just proves my point further that this man is more than a decent chef.
I would trust no one more to create an actual edible meal out of old bread, some fish and some dried up cheese than Gale.
And then, at some point of our journey, did he began to ask us all very ‘hypothetical’ and poorly disguised questions about what his next best steps should be in pursuit of a ‘theoretical’ romance.
A romance that was as ‘theoretical’ as casting polymorph on a spectator and having it actually turn into a sheep.
Great move, by the way, Tav! Always an impressive spectacle when you do that.
Oh, and you certainly did not want to be near them when they flirted. And somehow they thought that the best place to do that was amidst the godsforsaken shadow-cursed lands!
It came to a point on which I wanted to break the curse even more than Halsin or Tav wanted it gone just so that we would not be attacked by the lurking shadows any longer, so that therefore we did not had to fight anymore, so that Tav and Gale could not exchange their after battle pleasantries anymore, which oddly included for some reason talking abut reading books and a terrifying look in their eyes that made me feel real fear for the first time in my life that they might get down and dirty right in front of me, right there on the battlefield.
Thankfully it never came to that. But I lived in fear of every shadow we’ve slain until they finally managed to resolve that tension.
Which was especially odd, since I believe that one of the Absolute’s disciples we met at Moonrise Towers was the one to thank for that turn of events. Or maybe not. It was probably just a matter of time anyways.
Because this insane druid here, who has this very annoying and very beautiful gift of seeing the best in people and believing in them before the people even consider doing that themselves and this odd, purple wizard with his eloquence, books and spells and his weirdly enticing charm belong together.
A match made in heaven – no – based on what we have seen from the gods, it is a so much mightier match made from nights under the stars, hands tangled in fur, forged by devotion and the willingness to sacrifice what could aid us in favor of your love not hurting anymore.
A bond stronger than Gale’s hubris and hunger for ambition and a delusional promise of unlimited power.
A love that flourished in a place of darkness and dread, amidst a curse that turned every living, breathing thing into a shadow made from despair and hopelessness – a love that bloomed when I wondered if we would ever see the sun again. When I was still asking myself if we would actually manage to get rid of the tadpoles and not die in the process.
But amidst it all, despite it all, were there the two of you and the kisses you shared, when you thought we couldn’t see you and the ones you didn’t care whether we saw them or not.
There were your giddy, stupid smiles and the light that returned to your eyes, Tav. Don’t think I didn’t notice how much you suffered from the curse, how much it affected you and how you put on your brave face to give us hope and strength to continue our journey.
I saw it but I was not able to help you, not like Gale could.
Your smile was finally real again when he was around and close to you. I saw how you reached for him, when we ventured into the darkest parts of the curse. And he was already there before you even turned around to him – and assured of his presence you strode forward, your steps powerful and bold. And your magic raged on like I had never seen it before, burning away the darkness and the shadows, cleansing everything on it’s way…
And Tav, you showed me kindness and patience when I did not deserve it throughout all of our journey, you put up with me and my antics and most importantly you accepted who I was, when I barely could do it for myself.
And you saved me, you saved my life more often than I can count, you even brought me back from death because you said that you would miss me and our friendship too much. You could have left me behind, but you didn’t.
And eventually you saved me from myself back in the city, when you faithfully, persistently and firm as rock stood by my side when I faced Cazador. When I dared to loose myself were you there to remind me that I was worthy of a life in the light of being so much more than what he tried to break me into.
And Gale, you showed me magic that I thought to be impossible for me to learn.
You showed me how to protect myself with magic.
And you were the one to pull me out of Cazador’s ritual bounds, you saved me just as much as your beloved did there deep down under the city.
Tav, Gale, I owe you my life!
Especially since the both of you came after me when I burned after the brain fell and the tadpoles were finally gone.
You led me to safety but not back into darkness and despair, no, how could it be ever be dark and lonely for me again, when you, Tav, wrapped me in their cloak while you, Gale, created a magical barrier that sunlight could not penetrate? When the two of you assured me that friends do not get left behind?
I could have, wanted to, succumb to shame that day but you would not let me…
Hey, you two, you better listen close because I may not manage to say it another time: Thank you for helping me all this time, it was very kind!
No, in all seriousness and my undying respect for you:
I am honoured to stand here today and tell the world that I have never before witnessed a love so true, so fated to be, than yours.
You two are here, we are here, today to celebrate that we are living. That we survived and won and most importantly that we are here today to stand witness to your bond…
A bond stronger than fate and darkness and and a tedious journey. A bond that connects you, holds you together, a bond that stretches across worlds, across lives. I am sure that you would find each other in every life. And I am convinced that the two of you are crazy enough and willing to do anything, even getting abducted by mind flayers again, just for a chance to find each other again and fall in love again in another life, if you had to.
So let us raise our glasses to the ones who I am very glad I haven’t killed. Instead I have the honour to call them friends. Family even.
To Tav and Gale, here’s to your love and everything you had to do to get to today…
The Gods know it was no small feat.
You’ve earned it, darlings, you’ve earned it all –and everything that is yet to come for you…”
Tell me honestly, how much in love with Tav and Gale sounds Astarion here?
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(😨 no! This cannot be! Our reputation will be cooked!/j)
ah ah jittereen had the no face starter pack that’s crazy 😭😭😭😭😭
I guess that’s right but I am flabbergasted, discombobulated, shocked, speechless, disconcerted and whatever else the Oxford dictionary has 😭
OMG I remember when they took down like all of the Pokémon games like Pokémon fighters and brick bronze bc of a guy that was the son of my parents friends who let me watch him play 😭. I wanted to play so bad but cuh was older than me so he took that to his advantage and acted superior 💔. I remember how bad bacon heads got tortured like nowadays people dgaf anymore idk why back then it was such a huge thing like ok u have robux but that’s it 😭. (My municipality dgaf ab shi I don’t think they’d do anything ab it and even the one I lived in before didn’t have anything good in library so I just accepted to give up 💀) YES THATS WHAT I MEAN LMAO and sometimes there’s manga that has images on both sides so I’m like??? What side.
I literally was a Caesar kinnie but honestly my kins are all over the place (the entire fucking torture dance trio??? How the fuck do I kin them all there has to be something completely wrong w me) so. Idk no more. 💔 I actually never got into vld even tho it looked kewl? Like I wanted to watch it but I was tryna act tough bc my dad was watching it (he watches everything on Netflix idk) and he was gonna tease me for getting me into it and I’m too prideful to let that happen 😔
tbh is there a better dude than Bucciarati? Polpo prob chose favourites. So I agree. Realest hc ever fr ‼️‼️‼️ Im pretty sure Bucciarati got into the mafia when he was like. Maybe a few years over 13. He still looked like a twig in jojo years. So he def went thru the worst to learn and earn his position. He should’ve been at the club 💔/ref
tbh I just go on twitter to like or reblog 😭 I don’t have any oomfs, I don’t speak to anyone, just peacefully liking art and funny shit. The lifestyle. (I thought ab posting art but then I was like… do I really like twitter that much… more than tumblr… nah… my moots aren’t there…)
honestly most social interactions drain me esp at home and at school my friends can be in a bad mood or do shit (I’m actually Responsible™️ and Respectful™️ and a Law Abiding Citizen™️ at school) and it drains me even more. I just wanna. Lay down on the fuzzy floor of the amphitheater thingie we have. And sleep. But sometimes when keel stuff happens I get pumped with the Social Juice™️ (until it wears off an hour later and I get tired.)
LITERALLY THIS IS WHY I STOPPED YAPPING AB JJBA AND STUFF TO MY FRIENDS BC THEY DONT LISTEN TO SHIT 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I remember last year I was watching part 5 w my friend every dinner and like midway thru p5 she said that she wasn’t paying attention. Look at me rn and be fr. And I get that sometimes I get rlly exited and just yap a lot but. Vro please I listen to u listen to me too 💔. (Also execute ur friend the guillotine for thinking that mista=fugo./j) (it’s probably the results u found 😭 it’s an item in regretevator (Roblox) that basically fills up ur screen w glaggle stuff (smiley faces) and is super overwhelming (in a good way. Makes me feel silly.) (go on the regretevator wiki if you want an image lolz 😭))
You should totally ramble to me about ships you like :3 However many you like I’m just curious uwu
(I didn’t answer this as soon as I got it bc I was thinking about what to say lolz 😭)
tbh I like most ships as long as it’s not problematic or I find them weird/that they don’t have much chemistry. I also don’t mind poly or platonic ships (duh). I’d be sitting here all day yapping ab the ships I like/am okay w bc frankly it doesn’t have to strictly be character A X character B, I think it could also be character A X character C, etc. as long as it’s not any wrong. I won’t be going apeshit(/neg) over ships that I don’t like as much or have like a 2 year age gap. I mean, I think it starts to get weird when there’s 4 years of difference. I think people do too much when they hate on less popular ships smh if it’s nothing weird then let ppl have fun w their little kitty witties smh 😞
Huge yapping starts here vvv
Some ships I like tho r a lot of Ghibli movie couples in general bc they’re just super cute and I love the writing Ghibli does for its characters (I want what they have.). I also like Yukito/Yue X Touya and Syaoran X Sakura from CCS but that doesn’t mean I don’t also like Tomoko X Sakura (pretty sure Tomoko implied to like her anyway). I also like some other side ships from CCS but I barely remember their names bc it’s been so long since I’ve watched it and Netflix took it down 💔. CCS ships r cute in general I think, I’ve never seen any problematic ship (except that one girl X her fucking teacher. Pookie. You’re like 13. Don’t date ur teacher. And she was so pretty too bro why did they make her a questionable character 😭). And now. Getting to jjba my beloved. Since I unfortunately focus so so so much on p5 those are the only ships I’ll yap ab 😢. Huge honorable mention to Jonathan X Erina (jonaeri) tho they’re super cute together even if a lot of ppl said they barely have screen time and stuff :3. Anyway. Part 5. I honestly don’t care much about ships in la squadra as long as they had some form of interaction y’know (I don’t pay too much attention to La squadra anyway 💔). Usually ppl get really divided when it comes to Bucci gang ships tho. Honestly I’d rather see them all as a friend group that see each other as siblings to avoid all that shipping, but I admit I really like some pairings, like fugonara, bruabba, giotrish, futrish, naratrish, etc. I really don’t mind it that much (I don’t rlly ship mista w anyone bc I just don’t think there’s anybody matching his freak 😭). I mainly ship fugonara as you can see just bc to me it makes a lot of sense even if I also see them under platonic light. If there’s fugo, there’s narancia, and if there’s narancia, there’s fugo. I just find that rlly cute :3. I also like their backstories and how they tie together and the narancia death scene ripped my heart out in the anime so (IM CRYING AGAIN JUST FROM THINKING AB IT STOP 💔). Again that doesn’t mean I dislike the other ships, I just don’t pay much attention to them or think they had as much chemistry or time together. I love seeing my fave characters tho, so it’s not like I won’t like the content if there’s like gionara or something. Honestly I like seeing ppl have fun w their cutie patooties as long as it’s not too controversial, once again. It’s rlly a shame that ppl can jump at each others throat bc they disagree on a mere ship. It’s literally not gonna alter your life. Also, bc I say a ship some bucci gang characters doesn’t mean I don’t also ship them platonically. (I’ll type it like it’s ao3 tags lolz. Pretty sure & instead of / is for platonic, right?) I rlly like Narancia&Mista&Fugo (torture dance trio is literally the best friendship ever to me bc wdym you did a coordinated dance w ur homies to torture someone that’s so cool). There are also a few others, but they don’t come to mind rn (and there’s a f,y in my room annoying me.) You know what I think I gave jjba way too much attention. I also like Mimi X Sheshe (my fav lesbians fr 😍) from mermaid melody pichi pichi pitch. They tried censoring them by making them “sisters”, but they were blatantly and very obviously lesbians. Like vro. They are touching each other so homoerotically and have complimenting colours. And I think that’s most of it…
I don’t wanna make this any longer than it is so um. Yeah. This was a ramble. I didn’t realize it was so long lolz. But yeah it’s basically that :3
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You literally spent three hours having an ENTIRE SCHOOL (teachers included) slut-shaming a guy just for him to be a (spoiler).
#bewitching sinners#palmier baker#hello i have indeed become way too invested in this otome and i am in love with an ex boyfriend#i mean technically not MY ex boyfriend but like .... a different version of me's ex boyfriend....#thinking about that teacher who refers to four of the main cast as the twink quartet#honestly hello hi ! the game is very funny so far but also extremely violent !#it isnt for everyone but its kinda exactly my brand of stupidity and also just#its a bunch of silly lil things but also i have been in awe of how much LOVE AND JOY this game is made with#you can play as either a masc or fem body and you can pick your pronouns after it#and the art is just .... so appealing to me and there is SO MUCH art and im just in absolute awe#i am actually uhhhhh working on a comic for the game based on one scene that just made me laugh#also i really like how the entire school including everyone that is clearly attracted to palmier is like nope nope not gonna do anything#because your ex will literally kill me if i do thanks bye!#and then too his face and behind his back they mock the ex for being Group Mum#listen i may be down bad for my ex.... but when you see the ex boyfriend you will also just say#yeah that checks out for salmon and i am not shocked by this at all#also fun fact there is a fishing mini game and you start it by talking to the fisherman who is named Pike#you literally talk to Mr Fish to fish and i love this honestly!
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hey seth! i'm just a random guy that's been really into sunny for the past year, and i always love your tweets. you, loren, and anna have been on my fyp a lot the past weekend, and i know a lot of people are being assholes about it, but it's genuinely so heartwarming to see. you three definitely deserve it and are the best kind of people for this to happen to. you always come off as respectful of rcg. hope you can pass the message along to them both too! have a great day
Thank you for the kind message, I really really appreciate it and so do Anna and Loren! Glad you got into the show :)
Honestly I get people are lashing out/shit talking because it does seem kinda weird to witness through a screen how much we’ve been able to interact with them and the interactions we’ve had. I know people are jealous, too (as in have told me they are, and I was certainly jealous last year when Rob didn’t do any events in NYC bc he was sick but did them in Philly a few days later) and I totally get that. Whatever the reason for people being assholes is, I don’t really take it personally. They don’t know the full story of literally anything that happened, they’re just watching through a screen and making their own assumptions of before, after, and in between all these clips they’re seeing, and trying to find something to justify how they feel. The claims that I’ve been ��stalking’ them or ‘overstepping boundaries’ are genuinely just funny to me when every place we’ve met them has been an event that was publicly posted to Instagram/Facebook well in advance.
(And I’m not gonna talk on Twitter about certain details of this, but I feel like I can probably disclose here that the Four Walls people approached me to tell me/give me things and not the other way around. Their socials dmed me, followed me, Rob followed me, etc. I had literally no sway in them choosing to do those things or introducing themselves to me in person and organically engaging in conversations with me.)
We want to share our interactions with RCG on social media because we think most people appreciate and enjoy their interactions with fans (and also the small amounts of Sunny info we got), and that’s it. I don’t need to share or brag about anything. I would be perfectly content keeping everything that happened this weekend to myself (I very much avoid otherwise sharing my face or voice on social media, so I genuinely have to overcome that insecurity to even be able to share these things), but we know the majority of fans like to see this stuff and that’s why we have been posting everything.
Your message (and others i’ve received) means a lot. I’m glad the majority of people are enjoying our interactions with them and I really appreciate the time you spend to send this ask, really! And I’ll be back to posting regularly scheduled actual Sunny content very shortly :)
#ask#like how do i explain#charlie literally walked right up to us#and had to be DRAGGED away#bc he didn’t want to stop talking to us#it sounds literally delusional and made up#like i gen wouldn’t believe that if it didn’t happen to me lol#same shit with my phone screen#ppl thinking i forced him to look at macdennis fanart#literally just comical#but i can’t explain the context#it all sounds made up bc it’s surreal it happened#so honestly ? anyone can feel however they want#about interactions and clips. cos yeah i would maybe be sus as well#like literally what is happening#but shittalking on my posts or in my mentions#or sending me weird shit on anonymous#i’m not gonna entertain or accept lol#nameless faceless people who don’t understand 5% of what happened this weekend#trying to tell me what happened to me is just funny#again cos it’s. literally mind boggling to me#so i accept a lot of ppl just. will be pissed cos it makes no sense#these are 47 year old ‘cishet’ men#with a certain public perception#and yeah you bet your ass i was shocked at how they interacted with us#but i know how it went#i know how they feel#and i think most of you do too :)
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From just a writing perspective, I find that despite all of Idolish7's bonkers drama, none of it feels shoved in for the sake of shock value. For all that it's worth, everything from kidnapping to attempted murder to buying off two children feels organic. None of it just feels shoehorned in, and nothing really takes you out of the flow of the messages/narrative it's trying to tell, which is really cool.
#the true bonkers shock value of i7 is how well everything is written#like im not even joking#yes it is funny and deranged but its also....just incorporated really well into the storyline#it ties into the themes and isnt skirted past like 'haha this happened anyway - '#to compare i would say enstars thrives off of wild tangents that actually WORK for its story type#but i7s charm is its organic and well paced writing#at least to me#honestly just reading the dialogue feels like reading a well paced play#idolish7#fandom spamdom#note's notes#btw i may be just having brainrot which is making me overgush about a media#then again i DID come from enstars so maybe im desensitised
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just started watching disventure camp today (finally) and I’m already on ep 6. I have (out loud) made the “you a baby quit cussing” joke like. Every single episode at least once. I have SO MUCH to talk about..
more in tags..like spoilers and stuff..
#disventure camp#spoilers..#i love love love lill. idk that much about her and it’s honestly kind of suspicious she’s not appreciated more like.#what did she do. did she do something malicious??? is that why I don’t ever see posts abt her??#also I have mixed feelings on fiore. Bc on one hand I love evil characters BUT. She got my girls (lill and ashley) out.#I miss them so much.#how dare you fiore. whyd you do that to them#also love the dynamic between gabby and Ellie. love them separately as well.#ellie only voting with fiore bc it gets her further in the game. real.#gabby having trouble trusting people on BOTH TEAMS#bc her first team voted her off and her second team betrayed her#also. love drew he shouldve been there longer. grett whyd you do that to him..#SPEAKING OF GRETT. she’s so complicated I have mixed feelings on her as well. Bc on one hand.#She’s very manipulative and is so so rude to gabby but on the other hand#It’s clear that she doesn’t get much attention prior to the show and she likely wants to win the million to finally impress her mother#also I’m not kidding when I say the bond between miriam and Jake in ep 5 made me cry. I was in SHOCK. how could u do this to me..#Also found it really funny how in ep 5 all of them got devastating phone calls and Dan was just standing there like “:)”#There’s not a thought in that head. There’s not a brain behind those eyes.
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I get alone with my thoughts for one second and then my brain goes to the VN love interest route I beat yesterday and I go, "jesus fucking christ what the fuck."
#ramblings#it's honestly funny at how shocking it was to me??? i just did not see that happening#i legitimately said out loud as i was playing it and he was having a rough time that he should kill himself to forever change the directory#of people's lives. and then i moved on because OF COURSE that wasn't going to happen. it was funny to me but the game wouldn't do that#but then he had a mental breakdown and kidnapped someone and tried to kill himself and I??????????????? I still cannot process it? what the#spoilers for an otome game route i guess#not giving any details in case you don't wanna know but i have to say#WHAT THE HELL the fuck what? hello? get therapy? hello? how did that lead to a good end where nothing else was confronted? hello? are you o#li: i'll kill myself if you don't love me. mc: +10000 affection#GIRL STOP you both need to go to therapy what the fuck LMAOOOO what did I play and why did it go that way with no warning??? or maybe i was#warned but i automatically told myself no way i was reading too much into it and they'd never BUT THEY DID WHAT WHAT HELLO WHAT??#my friends got me screaming through out the entire thing in group chat#the change from LMAO he should he deserves to fuck up people's lives to Hahah. Ha? He is??? LMAO??? WHAT HELLO?#i think it was extra jarring because the other love interests pissed me off at least once very bad on their routes but this guy cried early#on and opened up and i was like huh. vulnerability. i like that. and he kept on not making me mad and i was like good for him i hope he wor#s through his issues. the same with the mc. BUT THEY DIDN'T. THEY JUST HAVE THIS VERY UNHEALTHY CODEPENDENCY THAT I THOUGHT THE MC WAS WORK#ON FIXING BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO ARGH AAAAAAAHHHH LMAO WHAT THE FUCK#the true route i unlocked fixed some things but they're all still fucked up. i guess they're my blorbo friends now#okay i need this to get out of my system send help
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so many lesbians seem to dislike Gale is it bc his romance early on was glitched and he was laying it on way too thick lmao
#quenthel special#its very funny to me#im still shocked by how much i like him honestly... i did not give a single shit when i saw him at first#first pt he was just in camp nonstop too... my buddy and i just fed him magic items and he STILL made a move on his character so like#yeah i get it#also so many of my friends did a 180 on him when we saw more of his deal#still stuff like this perhaps could be avoided (i mean romance misfires etc ruining how ppl see characters) if you could pick#your characters sexuality at cc... society if we get that lol
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the fact that soooo much of gravity falls is the creators tripping into storylines that actually make sense is SO funny.
like they literally just went oh god we have to give grunkle stan an actual secret behind the vending machine huh? well what if he had a portal that'd be kinda neat
and somehow that turned into "grunkle stan has an interdimensional portal under the mystery shack that's also a doomsday device his twin brother, who's a supergenius, built on the directions of the top hat wearing triangle we drew as just some creepy guy for Vibes but is now of vital importance. also the twin is a sci fi anti hero in the multiverse now we've decided."
#☢️.txt#honestly it shocks me how much of this show seems to have just been them walking into a plot line and realizing it actually worked#like all they had initially was that stan would have a long lost twin brother#im not actually sure if they knew stans twin was going to be the author or if they made that choice later#i FEEL like it was probably an early decision to have ford be the author#simply bc we see him living in the shack fairly early on#but like. bill also feels like a much more deliberate decision than he actually was skdhwkkajejdkd#but the fact that ford being an interdimensional sci fi badass was apparently a last minute choice they had to make after#throwing the portal in at the end of s1#is SO funny. i want to know what they originally thought stans twin was doing
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#;ooc#ooc#/I SEE THESE ON DASH AND THEY LOOK FUNNY#/not adding ritsu and hakuno bc i cant add a lot of points rip#/spiritually they join ur adventure okok#/PERSONALLY- at first i was like; ok if im going on an adventure then ody or jason would be the most fitting#then i quickly remember ody's journey being a disaster and same with jason ☠️#HONESTLY- THEY ARE ALL A DISASTER IN SOME WAY-#and i cant go by love alone bc i love all of them#TOO MUCH I CANT PICK!!!#there are too many variables to think about-#but if i went with Constantine it would be like a fairy tail bc he has a horse 😳👉👈#but tezca has his -insert model- car with fake jaguar print seats-#and c.amazotz has his fuzzy arms if its cold 🤧🤧🤧#ody has his huge giganormous badoonkazoonkeroongas so u have a pillow there#j.ason has the argo at least- he had to have a positive ok#what if with ash u just get on his weapon and go rolling down somewhere like some huge hamster-#v.lad might not have any means of transportation but- he is so 😳😳😳 that it doesnt matter; i would go walki n g#with Charlie we are gonna get sidetracked; he'll get shocked by something and his attention goes 🏃💨#d.aybit would make a bonfire something tells me he knows how to do camping#like;; he would pull the most random skills and ur like; why does this dude know thissss#the good side of joining mocte: he has these huge guns and warriors around so protection wise ur good#bad side: if u happen to find any comfortable place; ur sleepong outside#hes getting the best of the best; the spare things go to u (maybe; hopefully)
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To everyone in the comments begging for a fic about this: PLEASE go read Heart of Gold with Blood-Red Eyes!!! It’s by this artist and features Shadow in a similar dynamic with Fleetway Super Sonic, and it is fantastic.
#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog#sonadow#NOW THEN IT IS TIME FOR MY REGULARLY SCHEDULED ‘LOSING MY DAMN MIND OVER YOUR ART’ SESSION#i want to start off by saying that you’ve done such an amazing job with the background!!#the color scheme is just wonderful—and those spiderwebs on the wall are INCREDIBLY GOOD#(said as someone who has tried and failed to draw spiderwebs before LOL)#it’s funny to see charmy (as a superhero) and vector (as a pirate) just absolutely raiding the snack table…#they WOULD do that wouldn’t they XD#tails also looks so cute and small!! i don’t know why just his genuine smile is very sweet#AND YO KNIGHT BLAZE!!!! SHE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS#amy’s witch dress looks lovely too you’ve rendered her full skirt so nicely#and it just brings me joy to see both omega and silver seeming genuinely invested in their conversation#NOW THEN! the main duo…how do you draw the backs of their quills so well…i’ve heard that’s a difficult angle to do but this looks perfect#also i cannot believe that you’ve managed to give sonic three unique expressions and yet also show that undercurrent of smugness#that he has throughout the conversation leading up to the twist#and i know i yelled about shadow’s outfit in the vampire art you did early in october#but aughhhhh i LOVE his bat wing eye markings they just suit him so so well#honestly the vampire look in general does look fantastic on him#which is exactly what’s so helpful for sonic with those blood-red eyes in the last panel…#AND THEN THE ENDING ART. GRHRHRHRHRH GRAAHAHHHHHH RAAHHHHH I LOVE IT!!!!!!#WAIT I JUST NOTICED. ARE HIS BACK QUILLS TURNING INTO WINGS????? THAT’S SOOOO COOL#plus the fact that sonic still has his cape and shadow doesn’t really turns the tables—because as much as shadow may seem like a vampire#when sonic’s in motion like this cape and everything? he looks every bit the vampire he is#but i also very much enjoy the fact that he looks like a silhouette against shadow showing how everything’s fading into the background#EXCEPT for the bite. which is of course in the same neon green as the shock markings#and in general the posing of this and the way everything’s so off balance just looks absolutely fantastic#actually um. orion if you’re still here…i know i have so many other things to write but would you be interested in a tiny fic of this?#it wouldn’t be anything big and it’d just be stuff we’ve chatted about—but seeing all the eager people in the notes just…#…makes me want to do something. no worries if not though! anyhow this piece is fabulous and i am officially out of tags XD
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dni if you support relationships between vampires and the vampire they sired. i am so serious, i dont care what your justification is, that is an unforgivable power imbalance. its almost as bad as vampire human relationships (and if you support that i hope you get a splinter in the heart)
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op what the fuck is your problem? more maggots in your brain than usual? go out into the real underworld and touch some graveyard dirt. i know at least 7 vampires who are in happy healthy relationships with the vampire who sired them. me included! this may shock you but we started dating when i was human and she was a vamp!
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i hate to tell you this but you're in a toxic relationship and i sincerely hope youre able to get out.
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HELLO???????
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i keep seeing people saying this shit and honestly i think it stems from the infantalization of humans. humans are capable of making decisions for themselves. do some vampires abuse their powers over humans? of course! but you cant assume that every single human vampire relationship (or sire and sired relationship for that matter) is some unhealthy power imbalance, especially when you dont even know them!!!
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i think op is forgetting that humans can be just as harmful to vampires as they can be to humans. dont tell me you completely just forgot about the existence of vampire slayers
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next thing you know op is gonna be saying that a hundred year age gap between fully fledged vampires is problematic
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it literally is. i dont care if you are a 1000 years old vampire, if your significant other is 100 years older than you they have more life experience than you. god you guys are stupid why dont you all step into a sunbeam
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hey guys i just went to ops account and their pinned post was about how they dont consider werewolves part of the monster community cuz theyre not undead. just block and move on it is NOT worth it
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isnt it funny how whenever theres some rancid discourse like this its always made by coffinscrews
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lamp has a case of tumblrina by proxy where they have never been on tumblr except they made a blog like once 7 years ago or smth and never touched it again. But because of me i think they could pass as a tumblrina
#bc im the yapper so i talk abt everything w lamp#so they pick up on a lot of the tumblr specific phrases and such.... and also know abt random niche tumblr drama i ranted to them abt like 3#years ago#they honestly sometimes remember more abt it than i do due to you know. so ill forget things and lamps like No you told me abt this 3 years#ago. i remember you telling me abt it#sidenote. genuinely life ending that ive been on tumblr for almost 8 years. i always forget if my og blog was 2016 or 2018#no. 2017. 16 or 17#bc i thinkk it was 16? ik i was Posting by march of 18 bc thats when Ughhhh#and ik i had a tumblr i lurked on for a year before i actually started being more active#by my quotev oomfie told me to get one. So i did and then i just followed like. an undertale blog and a. throws up a little bit in my mouth.#hetalia blog...#but i didnt post or anything for like a year so that would be most of 2016 some of 2017 and then by 2018 i had been posting. this is far as#i can reckon anyway. and then in february 2018 i met UGHHHHH AND UGHHHHHH AND UGHHHH AND JOINED UGHHHHHH AND UGHHHH and then my baby brother#was born :]#and then UGHHH AND UGHHH AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AND UGHHHHH AND UGHHHHH#its so funny to think abt how many things happened in 2018. i was under attack on all sides for reallll. but its okay that connor is so gone#anyways this isnt meant to be a whiny post just funny. local lamp SHOCKS waiter by ordering in perfect tumblrina
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#i was gonna be like “if i play a knights devotion again do u think ill cry. again.”#like im sure i will but also. one main story takes HOOUURRSSS#i dont got that in me anymore!! maybeif i started around like12 or 1 but i got smn to do at that time#im. honestly pretty shocked i got through all of amnesia on pc#bc otome on my bigass screen is EMBARRASSING AS HELL#like even w voltage otome. girl when they show a shirtless cg and they blow it up zoom in and everything#ive ALWAYS been like ????? and feel like either turning my phone down or skipping out of it bc WHY U GOTTA DO ALL THAT 💀#actually i also kinda. i know its otome but voltage always does the “insinuate they r doing the deed then cut off befote it happens”#but even that used to have me like erm.. anyway... looks away#LIKE I COULD NOT GET THROUGH A FEW MINS OF THE INTO AYATOS ROUTE IN DIABOLIK LOVERS BC GIRL SHUR UPPP#i couldnt even watch the anime properly either bc the nOISES and the WHY ARE U ALWAYS PINNING HER DOWN N SUCKING HER BLOOD#I CANT WATCH 😭😭 I CANT EVEN LISTEN GIRL STOPOOPPP I KNOWTHEYRRE VAMPIRES BUT THATS ENOUUUGGGHHHHHH#anyway. ive never been built for this 💀 fluff tho! i like fluff and fun times🥺💖#and the characters bantering between each other!!!!! luke and haku akd!!!!!!! shion also!!!! ken too sometiems!!! even gaia!!!!#everyones funny and lovable if u can banter w ur team!!!!! also v fun w llftx!!!! 10dwmd!!! the sleepless city thingy!!!#im sure all voltage games put that to use but grraaaaghjgjjgh thats how u make me like charas!!!!!!#speaking of. i cant rmr the last “recent” voltage game i tried like it was long ago..#kissed by the baddest bidder probably 💀 which isnt recent at all LMAOO#OH NONONO THERES THAT ONE. SIMILAR TO KBTBB... THOSE RICH DUDES.. MASQUERADE???#oh its legit called masquerade kiss 💀 fuckin weirdos (affectionate) but their stories were free at the time so 👍#ANYWYAY I LOST MY ORIGINAL POINT BYEEEEE#44597
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